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Starting a porn blog tonight! URL to be determined…

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

(via til-meth-do-us-part)

Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via ohdreaming)

(Source: larmoyante, via til-meth-do-us-part)

Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism.

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via til-meth-do-us-part)

juststareatthestarsforever:

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

you need more than a make out session

(via til-meth-do-us-part)

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

(via til-meth-do-us-part)

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Source: blowjcb, via til-meth-do-us-part)

kingzorch666:

Pawel Kuczynski is an amazing artist! I love his work.

(Source: startswithabang, via til-meth-do-us-part)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via til-meth-do-us-part)

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