I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
Drew and painted this sexy lady today. ‘BEAUTY QUEEN’ is the start of a series I’m thinking of doing called THE FAT BABE BRIGADE. Acrylic on wood, took about six hours overall.
DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER THESE DELICIOUS YOGURT FILLED MAGIC EGGS THAT WERE ALL OVER THE MARKET A FEW YEARS AGO AND THEN DISAPPEARED AND GOSH FRICKIN DARN IT I WILL NEVER GET TO EAT ONE OF THESE LITTLE MAGIC BEANS AGAIN
OK GUYS BUT IM SERIOUS DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN REMEMBER THESE AM I GOING CREAZY ?
now i want some
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now